Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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