I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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