I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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