Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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