Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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