He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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