Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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