The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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