Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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