Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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