The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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