Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think a kid would responsible me up
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
