She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's shark week go big or go home
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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