Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I could fuck to npr.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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