Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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