Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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