Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Randomize
