We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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