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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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