i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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