I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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