So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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