i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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