she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You were trust falling into bushes
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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