this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
My pussy is not your playground.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
