I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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