Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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