Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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