Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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