I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I would fuck him just for his dog
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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