btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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