wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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