Can Purell be used as lube?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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