I cut my penus on the lid.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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