Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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