like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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