Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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