Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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