No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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