It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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