Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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