drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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