we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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