Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
