so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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