belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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