they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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