So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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