The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She bit a glass in half.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
