I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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