when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Buhtt sex?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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